All Your Diction Dripping With Disdain...

I start teaching tomorrow. I'm teaching a college course. I'm teaching COM 101. I'm teaching students that are only 3 to 4 years younger, some not even.

This can't be right. Someone's made a mistake. I shouldn't have impressionable minds in my hands. This is what I've wanted for over a year now, and now its here and I feel so ill prepared. I don't know enough.

I can do this... right?



... Who Gives A Fuck About An Oxford Comma.